This girl and her chicken face swap
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
Given the opportunity, I would drop everything now and move to New York City.
|baby:||d... d... d...|
|father:||...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!|
|baby:||d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT|
|baby:||*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*|