I move into my dorm tomorrow. Omg

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via asvprock)

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

(via bananagenitals)

ways to pronounce potato

dennys:

  • Potato
  • Potahto
  • Potayto
  • Potaito
  • Potatatatato
  • Popotatato
  • Potayyyyto
  • Potayediggstho
  • Potattoo
  • Potutu
  • Tater
  • Potater
  • Poteeter
  • Potattedto
  • Poratatattat
  • Pootaterto
  • Playdough
  • Poughkeepsie
  • Partisan
  • Party 
  • Tomato

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via nice-wig-janis)

theamazingindi:

spacephantom:

FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

(via drateeny)

weezy-bake-oven:

a selfie from the other day because idk

cuz youd do the same for me

weezy-bake-oven:

a selfie from the other day because idk

cuz youd do the same for me